Cadbury Dairy Milk – Eyebrow Dance

Saw this funny Cadbury Dairy Milk commercial on the TV. Lol~!

Pretty Young Girl Constipation 美少女便秘

Recently when I was watching a Taiwan variety show named 蝴蝶蝴蝶生ㄉ真美丽, I came across this:

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Wahaha! These five words, 美少女便秘, remind me of something, which is “Chio Bu ish no need to pang sai wan!”, which I read in EDMW forum (thread: I maked an amazing discovery today... chio bu is rly dont pang sai one). In case anyone do not understand Hokkien, “Chio Bu” means pretty girl and “Pang Sai” means bowel motion. The direct translation of that 5 chinese words will be Pretty Young Girl Constipation if i am not wrong.

So it is true that chio bu no need pang sai! Lol! GVGT(Got Video Got Talk) solid video evidence is as follows:

The dialogue at time frame 6:10 to 6:20 are as follows:

蝴蝶姐姐：“你会有便秘的习惯吗？”
                   “Do you have the habit of constipating?”

林采薇：“怎么办！ 怎么办！ 谁可以救我！ 我便秘！” 
                “What should I do! What should I do!  Who can save me!  I have constipation!”

蝴蝶姐姐：“有 有便秘的习惯 有耶。。。”
                   “Yes yes she has the habit of it…”

阿本：“说出来了。”
            “Ops, she admitted it.”

蝴蝶姐姐：“美少女便秘！”
                   “Pretty Young Girl Constipation!”

For more pictures of 林采薇 to see how chio she is, this is her 痞客邦 PIXNET: http://viviyumi.pixnet.net/blog

Lastly, it is deadly to have constipation for a long period of time. The following link show some gross autopsy photos of a girl who died of constipation.
http://corezone.hk/viewthread.php?tid=311715&sid=cx3uWS

Funny Hand phone Advertisement

 

Came across this paper advertisement pasted on the wall while walking along Chinatown. Find it quite funny. Wrong word used in the paper advertisement. I think it should be “手机” and not “手鸡”(Direct translation: hand chicken), hahaha~!

谁从来不去三宝殿？

你们知道~~~ 谁从来都不去三宝殿吗？





对了！ 那就是姓吴的人。 因为
“吴氏”不登三宝殿。。。

五月天。五夜天

五月天 u all got heard before right??? A very famous boy band in Taiwan. This is one of their album's cover picture.













Recently i spotted another boy band album in one of the Music CD shop in Singapore. This boy band is from Singapore one!!! They are called 五夜天。 全都是帅哥级人物哦， 赞！ Must support their 1st album! Support Singapore artists! hahaha!!!




Joking only lah... Took this very the artistic photo on last Saturday, the outing just before the my school start.

以上照片不带有任何诋毁的意思， 一切只是为了博君一笑。

你在 “下面” 做工吗？

Today went to the Food Republic at Wisma Atria to have my dinner. Then there is this hawker who asked me a question that stunned me...


hlt8888: "请问多少钱啊？"
Hawker: "4 块钱， 你在 ‘下面’ 做工吗？"

What?!?! Did he just mentioned "下面"??? He means Hell ah??? WTF!?!?

Hawker: "如果是在 ‘下面’ 做工的话就有折扣。"

Wah! Got discount ah!!!

hlt8888: "是啊是啊， 我在‘下面’ 做工的啊。 打多少折啊？"
Hawker: "10% discount. 所以算你 $3.60."



Actually the hawker is trying to say that the people working in Wisma Atria get to enjoy 10% discount for their expenses in that Food Republic. Not Hell... LOL!!!

~~~ 冷 ~~ LAME ~~ 冷 ~~~

Good & Evil Pocoyo

Oh no!!! Pocoyo is being invaded by Symbiote and become the Evil Pocoyo!!! LOL!!!



What did u just asked??? What is "Symbiote"??? It is the Venom that invaded Spiderman in the movie "Spiderman 3". Something like that lah...



Wahahaha!!! Pocoyo in Spiderman suit and Black Spiderman suit!!! LOL!!!

I ish innocent...

This is an extremely boliao post! LOL!

Say "NO" to Customers

Haha, happens to do duty today. Duty includes morning duty and night duty. not much happening in the morning duty. lets go straight to night duty then...

night duty is very easy just stand at the main entrance and dont let anymore customer come in after 9pm loh...

then there is this §§§§§§§ guy from Jakarta came to me...

hlt8888: "Sorry sir, we are closed."
Jakarta customer: "Please let me go in. I am from Jakarta. I tomorrow going back to Jakarta already."

So what if he is from Jakarta??? What we have in the store, might have in Jakarta's stores, why must he buy from us???

hlt8888: "Really very sorry sir, but its already 9:15pm now. We closed at 9pm."
Jakarta customer: "But I only wanna buy Pocoyo. Very fast. Please let me in."

WTF came all the way from Jakarta to Singapore just to buy Pocoyo?!?!?!

hlt8888: "No no no, we cannot let you in."

The Jakarta customer sigh in disappointment...

Jakarta customer: "You are so stingy."

And he left ... ...

Why am I "stingy"??? Just because i cant let him in??? I thought stingy means 吝啬??? Sorry if in am wrong, moi england ish bery boor.
Why why 歪 ?!?!?! Lets take a look at what the dictionary says...

"Stingy - reluctant to give or spend; not generous; niggardly; penurious" - http://dictionary.reference.com/

oic... he was trying to say that I dont have 人情味. too bad loh... lol

I give him time, then who give us time??? we all wanna go home early also mah... just for him 1 person we all stay extra 5 minutes meh??? Law by Law mah... 9pm closed means 9pm closed mah...

What if i let him in and another person saw that happen and also do the same thing... then all come and say just want to buy 1 thing and say very fast then siao liao loh, we operate for another hour liao lah... lol

I ish right to hold on to my stand, not letting anyone come in. Somemore I dont own the store mah, i only part-timer leh, how can i anyhow change the rules? This post is not meant to be crude or to blame or scold anyone, I am only writing what i feel... I shall end my words here.

不到最后一刻不消费？

今天书局里的人实在太多， 真的是人潮汹涌， 将整个书局挤得水泄不通啊！ 书局里那么多人， 再加上那里的空调设备欠佳哦， 让我倍感空气越来越稀薄， 有点难呼吸。 视线渐渐模糊， 只看见一道白色光芒。。。 我晕了。。。

哈哈， 怎么可能晕嘛， 我健康得很嘞。　其实没那么夸张啦， 但就真的是比平时多人而已啦。 相信很多购物商店都有比平时多人，　忙得不可开交，　这样子的情形吧。 到底今天为什么会那么多人呢？ 让我来为诸位读者查个究竟。。。

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的男人1号： “你谁啊？ 关你屁事！ 让开！”

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的女人2号： “Please 咯， 这里酱多人为什么问我？ 不懂啦， 你去问别人。”

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的男人3号： “不是啦， 我是想找厕所啊， 你知道在哪里吗？ 很急呀， 拜托你快点告诉我。 快点。”

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的女人4号： “喔， 因为外面天气 hor 很热， 太阳很晒有没有。 所以就进来吹 air-con 咯。 唉， 不过你们这里 air-con 坏了是吗？ 为什么不冷的。 哎哟走了啦。”

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的女人5号： “没有什么特别原因啊。 需要用到， 所以今天来买咯。”

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hlt8888: “请问一下， 为什么你会选择在今天来到本书局呢？ 是有什么特别的原因吗？”
书局里的男人6号： “哇！ 你～不知道 meh？ Tomorrow 有那个 GST increase 了嘛。 Of course 是快点 before GST increase 来买啦。 你以为我 stupid 啊？”

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以上是我问了那么多人当中， 频率比较高的回应。 根据统计数字显示哦， 来到这里的人， 有些是因为一些无关紧要的原因路经此地。 有些只是抱着观望态度来到这里。 也有一些是比较理智的，　因为需要所以消费。 当然也少不了有一些完全将新加坡人的怕输心态发挥得淋漓尽致的消费者。

因为害怕 7月1号 消费税挑高之后， 物价上涨， 所以赶紧在 7月1号 之前消费。 这样子是没什么错啦。 可是为什么那么多人要在 6月30号， 消费税挑高之前的最后一天呢？　不可以早一点点吗？


以上内容有一半是真，　有一半是假。　是真是假，　您看出来了吗？

Pocoyo 也好色!

Know who is Pocoyo??? Yes the picture on the right side. Cute right! So cute and innocent leh!







Wait a minute, look what is he doing!?!?!?!?

Wah!!! Pocoyo 也好色! LoL!!!

The Burger King Medium "Cook" Story

Yet another 摆乌龙 incident in Burger King after "Tio Owned by Coleslaw!!!".

The Burger King Medium "Cook" Story

My friends and I went to the Burger King at Tiong Bahru Plaza for dinner after the movie "Ghost Rider" on 初三 which is the 20th Feb 2007, Tuesday.

BK girl: "Sir, what do u wanna order?"
Me: "erm... Mushroom Swiss Burger Meal...."
BK girl: "You want medium coke?"
Me: "Huh??? What medium cook??? Erm, make it fully cook please..."
Then the girl also got confused by me. She point to a cup of Coke, and ask again.
BK girl: "I mean you want this medium coke?"
Me: "Oh... ok ok medium Coke... medium Coke..."

The cyan colour text is added to make the incident more funny, real situation is only those green text.

Tio Owned by Coleslaw!!!

It has been a super long time ever since my last post... lol. I was having my holiday for the past 1 month... finally got something interesting to write liao....hahahaha!

The Story of Coslaw
Together with a group of my squadron friends, we went to Expo for the IT show... Before we went in, we went to a fast food restuarant to have our lunch... and this is what happen...

Service girl: "Sir, what do u wanna order?"
Me: "erm... Mushroom Swiss Burger Meal...."
Service girl: "Any other orders?"
Me: "hmm... change the fries to coleslaw please..."
Service girl: "Huh??? We don't have coleslaw here..."
Me: "Huh???"
~~~ Stunned for 10 seconds ~~~
Me: "Oh, ok then nevermind..."

Haha, u are right that fast food restuarant is Burger King!!! So blur, dont even know that i am in KFC or Burger King... lol...
~ Burger King, KFC, 傻傻分不清楚 ~